Short jokes...

[angeleyez]

Here some short and funny Jokes

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

[Annaa]

[quote="angeleyez"]Here some short and funny Jokes

__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

I like this a lot,I have heard it before but still when I read it makes me laugh .

[angeleyez]

heheh... yeah..

[Krisi]

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

funniest!!!

I had a hard time figuring it out!!!

[denvinbo]

Here some short and funny Jokes

__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

__________________________
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

__________________________
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

__________________________
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

[sweetmaria]

I like them.. really good..

[angeleyez]

I'm happy, cuz U all like it

[Lock]

a boy and a girl in a bed
girl:
- I must be honest with you. I have a boyfriend.
Boy:
- No problem baby. I also have a boyfriend.

[hanoniks]

that's nice jokes

[elianna]

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of ~?
The bucket.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

[ichatfilipina]

nice taxi joke

[Curious]

This is one of my favourite jokes:

At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...

[abnerjack]

Really so interesting..................

funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee

[aaronmark]

it will be true that Sharing jokes distract you from all negative things.

[AdinWilliam]

__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

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This one was mind blowing.

[samparker]

hahah all are nice jokes

[Andreswright]

@angeleyez !! hahaha nice jokes.

[reindeer]

Present, Past and Future have been to the bar. That was tense!

[Krisi]

At Home

mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.

[JamesGoblin]

Short and funny jokes? This one is certainly short:

A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"

She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".

[Krisi]

that's good!

[Mrdaudiqbal]

very funny

[ckunnath]

Very funny!

[Mrdaudiqbal]

A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”

The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”

[Mrdaudiqbal]

“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.

“Yes, just like you said, doc.”

“And is the bronchitis gone now?”

“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”